Ask me anything   For tonight I'm famous, for tonight I'm queen


Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep

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Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

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i have one of those “could be 12, could be 18” faces

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Theo James at the Divergent Premiere (3/18/14)

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